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Welcome to the                              for entrepreneurs who have outgrown their website but would rather eat gas station sushi than rewrite *this* page for the 17th time.

i know you because i was you.

Spending 3.5 months stress writing your website, yet the words never felt 'right'? Check.

Thinking it didn’t realllly matter ‘cause your portfolio, reputation, and ✨ creativity ✨ should speak for themself? Check. 

Getting ZERO ideal clients from that cobbled-together site? Check.

Having to be held at gunpoint before you’d hand over the URL? Double check.

Sound like I’m reading your mind rn?

Yup—you read that right.

Wanna know an embarrassing secret? I used to hate writing website copy, too.

As a non-recovering perfectionist who pours my heart and soul into every client project, I didn’t have the time or energy to start marketing my launch & email copy services at the end of each day with a brain that resembled applesauce.

And I really didn’t want to. After all, I did NOT become an entrepreneur just to work 40+ hour weeks glued to my laptop and call it "freedom" bc I’m wearing PJ shorts.

Then I realized ~3 fucking years later~ that your website should be selling for you. And not just at night. All the time. 

So I took the research and messaging process I had fine-tuned since 2023—and used for all my clients wins—and went all-in on websites: aka your most important piece of marketing real estate as a small business owner.

So that left 2 options: relying on referral roulette (yikes—unpredictable) or spending 4.5 hours every week obsessing over an Instagram carousel that gets 12 views (no thx). 

Websites felt like a bridge troll that wouldn’t let you through to the Promised Land (aka a booked-out calendar with clients you actually love working with) unless you guessed the right weird-ass riddles. 

Your website is your 24/7 salesperson so you don’t have to be

Psst… Wanna know another secret?

The one that clearly puts into words what you’ve always wanted to say about your business so you stop tweaking random sentences every 2-3 weeks.


The one that answers every question a potential client or buyer has, so your DMs, inbox, and afternoons are spared.


The one that clearly shows why you’re the best choice *without* sounding like that braggy girl from high school who wore hot pink Juicy Couture tracksuits.


The one that supports your 4- and 5-fig. rates without attaching an apology.


The one that pulls in best-fit inquiries while you’re binge re-watching Schitt’s Creek for the 7th time.


The one that pre-sells dream clients so discovery calls feel like a formality—not a gamble or awkward sales pitch you dread days in advance. (ASK ME HOW I KNOW.)


The one that reflects how you want clients to see your brand now—not the version you outgrew *checks notes* 3 years ago.


That’s why I help fellow entrepreneurs like you fill up their calendars (and waitlists) with dream clients who “get it” and are dying to work with them—without putting in more hours or sacrificing your weekends.

Because that’s what happens when your website finally works as hard in your business as you do.  

Let’s make sure we’re on the same page:




 Words that showcase your expertise instead of undermining it start with good bones

Being different is something to highlight, not hide.

"WEIRD" IS ALWAYS WELCOME


Unproven claims, inflated numbers, & straight-up lies have no place on the Google Doc.

INTEGRITY AS THE NORTH STAR



The best (& most effective) sales copy treats buyers like humans, not dollar signs.

People first, sales second



Understanding why people do what they do is my jam.

So after I ditched writing at 18—possibly my only natural-born talent—in pursuit of a “real career” that “pays real money” as a psychologist, I became obsessed.

I spent my college years working in a research lab that studied moods and emotions. Going to da club on a Friday? No thx—I was reading behavioral science studies for fun lmao. Spending winter break cold-calling therapists until 1 finally agreed to let me shadow him for a clinical internship? Yup.

Seems like a perfect match, right?

*buzzer sound* Wrong.


Sitting in a social psych class, with a false eyelash that was dangerously close to falling off thanks to a south FL heat wave, I secretly wished there was a way to study human behavior *without* being confined to a stuffy university or sterile hospital.

Then I walked across the stage to get my bachelor’s degree in psychology… and hard passed on racking up $100k in grad school debt lol.

Turns out, you can study human behavior in your PJ pants, armed with a laptop, and nestled into a navy blue velvet chair that’s covered in just the right amount of dog hair. 

Because copywriting (*cough* done right *cough*) is 90% research and sales psychology.


sorry. mom & dad

It’s about relentlessly uncovering your ideal client’s or customer’s emotional drivers and behavioral trends, meshing all that together with language they already trust (but that sounds exactly like you), then experimenting to see what resonates—and understanding why.


So I officially traded my clinical psychology path in for copywriting—aka the only thing that combines what I love most: psychology and words that are actually fun to read.

Now I write conversational website copy for creatives, founders, and creators that sounds good and has the word science to back it up. 

Let’s talk nerdy

It all started in a sweltering-hot social psychology class



And we're just getting started...

✓ Celebrate multiple 5- and 6-fig. launches
✓ Sell out a pre-sale campaign in just 53 mins
✓ Increase new patients by 11x (and counting) 
✓ Get 2,100+ people on waitlists for brand-new digital products 
✓ Improve sales by 142% after implementing new messaging + copy



I’ve helped clients generate hundreds of thousands of dollars through research-backed words

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Introvert

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At least 1 of these random facts will be engraved on my tombstone 


Practices drive-thru and take-out orders in my head 3 times before ordering and 



still botches them


02.

Meme enthusiast





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Firmly believes whoever invented the “Jump to Recipe” button is going to heaven 

no matter what

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Frequent swearer




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Dog mom just trying to give my children the
                       they deserve 

rich life

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they deserve

founder of Why We Buy and Unignorable

Katelyn Bourgoin

"Jordyn doesn’t just write copy—she got inside my audience’s head and translated their deepest struggles into sales copy that made them feel seen. 

Her strategy-driven approach works. Want proof she knows what she’s doing? Our pre-sale sold out in 53 minutes."



"She understands both strategy and psychology, which is rare"

An oleander is a beautiful, dainty flower on the surface, but it’s incredibly lethal when ingested. So "Oleander Copy Studio" translates to lovely yet lethal copy.



The devil’s in the details—and all those little details add up



anyway?




OLEANDER

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Then let’s make your story a bestseller.

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