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FEBRUARY 2027
Now Booking:
S’cuse the dog hair. Come on in—I’ll grab my laptop.
Ready for a new website you can’t wait to send clients to?
Got questions? As a chronic overthinker, I’ve got you covered:
In this economy? *gestures vaguely* Hell yes. By default, actually. Here’s how it goes:
Deposit (used to save your spot on my calendar): 1/2 of the project price
1st payment (due the day before our kick-off call): remaining 1/2 of the project price
Need something a little different? Just let me know. :)
If you’re serious about locking me in as your website copywriter, reach out as soon as possible. To ensure the best, most in-depth experience, I only take on 2 clients (max) at a time. So there are very limited spots available on my calendar.
No prob. Fill out the application, check ‘Something else,’ spill the deets, and I’ll see if it’s something I can help you out with. (Spoiler alert: there’s a 99.97% chance the answer is "yes!!")
Yup. I only take on 2 clients (max) at a time so that I can devote all the time necessary to do proper buyer research and dive deep into your brand and personality. I’m talking about going Challenger Deep into your customized brand questionnaire answers, socials, and our kick-off call where I’ll carefully analyze how YOU uniquely talk. Then I’ll use that as the North Star for your copy. It’s gonna sound JUST like you, and it’s probably gonna freak you a little bit the F out, tbh.
Nope. I’m an introvert, so I only communicate when I absolutely have to. That’s why I structure your onboarding process to get 99.97% of the info I need from you from your customized brand questionnaire and our kick-off call at the very beginning of the project. From there, it’s all me. If I have an unexpected question, I’ll send a quick email. But you def don’t need to be waiting with baited breath by your inbox.
Sadly, my artistic skills start and stop at “stick figure.” So ~no~ I don’t design websites. But I’ll work with yours to ensure the copy & design mesh seamlessly. And if you need recs? I have a handful of trusted website designers in my rolodex that I’ll happily refer you to if you’d like. (Or you can grab one of the best website templates on earth and customize it yourself.)
I spent years relying on repeat clients and referral roulette for email & launch copy. Then I applied the same research & messaging process I used for client wins to websites—because I wanted my website to win me work 24/7/365. And I want the same for you.
So if you believe that copy should read like a book you can’t put down instead of a slimy sales pitch…
That buyers should be treated like humans, not dollar signs…
And that LC should’ve gone to Paris for that summer internship instead of staying home with Jason…
Then we’re probably gonna be BFFs.
I’m Jordyn—website hater turned website copywriter. Also psychology nerd, dog mom, and millennial meme enthusiast.
Have we met?
pardon
me—
*not a scientifically validated stat, but we ride
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