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Katelyn Bourgoin

"This launch had everything stacked against it—a saturated market, a format change that removed the live elements people loved, and a holiday timeline when most people are checked out. I was genuinely worried about how we'd hit our goal. Jordyn nailed the messaging. She reframed the new format as an advantage, tackled buyer objections head-on, and helped us crush our $80K goal by generating $113K instead.”

“She just gets it.”

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I spent years relying on repeat clients and referral roulette for email & launch copy while my website withered away in the background and scared small children.

Then I applied the same research & messaging process (& timeless psychological principles) I used for big client wins to websites—because I wanted my website to stop slacking win me work 24/7/365. Now it does.

And your website should do the same.

I’m Jordyn—the website hater turned website copywriter.


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