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I spent years relying on repeat clients and referral roulette for email & launch copy. Then I applied the same research & messaging process I used for client wins to websites—because I wanted my website to win me work 24/7/365. And I want the same for you.

So if you believe that copy should read like a book you can’t put down instead of a slimy sales pitch…

That buyers should be treated like humans, not dollar signs…

And that LC should’ve gone to Paris for that summer internship instead of staying home with Jason…

Then we’re probably gonna be BFFs.

I’m Jordyn—website hater turned website copywriter. Also psychology nerd, dog mom, and millennial meme enthusiast. 

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ON THE HOUSE

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Your homepage is the most-visited page on your ENTIRE site. It’s ze place where your dream clients decide to stay & read or X out… forever (sry).

This custom GPT uncovers the top 3 problems in your homepage copy that’s currently causing your dream clients to bounce. So you can turn more visitors into leads dying to work with you.


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It’s like if you could learn something useful for your biz by binging Schitt’s Creek. Just not Amish living. Or wig care. Or bébé pronunciations.

BUT you will learn how to market your services & stuff smarter through ridiculous true stories that stick & sell. And tbh, that’s pretty dope, too.

Effortlessly learn how to sell smarter for $0 (& without the ick)

Story Soirée

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